Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Larry's Latest Laugh- #1015

Coming up in the news...An Englishman obsessed with birds who cut off his ears to look like a parrot and wanted a plastic surgeon to make his nose a beak, died today when he choked on a cracker...Film at 11…

The doctor to the stars called "the father of Botox" died in Palm Springs. Everyone at the funeral will have the same expression.

 Today is National Coffee Day. I like mine so strong, the person pouring it stays up at night.

A study says the human fist evolved to punch. I wonder where the human foot was designed to go.

Miley Cyrus will perform a concert where she and the audience will be without clothes. Expect plenty of self in all the selfies.

Playboy got rid of the women in the magazine who are nude. Editors will now make the steamy articles in braille.

A new study shows monkeys like to watch movies. What ticks me off is when their kids kick the back of my seat in the theatre.

My wife told me today was National Bath Tub Day, a day to celebrate the invention of the bathtub and the perfect time for her to light a few candles, grab a glass of her favorite bubbly, pour in bath oils and enjoy a fabulous soak in the tub. I love it when she talks clean to me.