Saturday, March 12, 2016

Larry's Latest Laugh #316

Chumlee from 'Pawn Stars' was arrested  in Vegas for a felony weapon and drug charge. While he was being booked Rick called in an expert to see if it was real.

Bernie Sanders won a major ruling allowing 17 year olds to vote in the Ohio Primary... Two thirds texted in votes for Kim Kardashian.

Scientists are growing a dinosaur leg on a chicken in a bizarre experiment of reverse evolution. "I'm trying to perfect a colossal drumstick," said Colonel Frankin Sanders.

Nat Geo star "Dog Whisperer" Cesar Millan was arrested for cruelty to animals. What on Earth was he telling them?

An extremely rare case of twins born with different fathers have been reported after a DNA test was ordered. I think mom has some explaining to do.

Federal authorizes are investigating the deaths of 13 bald eagles discovered Saturday. Glenn Frey had all his hair, huh?

A mysterious radio burst has been pinpointed in a distant galaxy...Critics are telling me to apply for a job.