Non-Profit

“NON-PROFIT”

"Non-Profit" is an adult, comedic, fictional look into who should get your money (I'm sorry, funding) when you donate: the living or the dying? Join the creative staff of the St. Raphael Parish Arts and Humanities Council, Arts Councils from around the state, Medical Non-Profits, and The Louisiana Tourism Industry, on a weekend symposium. Enjoy the extreme competitiveness and backbiting, while contemplating who should win or lose your tax dollars, donations from the wealthy, monetary gifts from corporations, and large, grant giving foundations. “Non-Profit” humorously asks the question, “Should I nobly give my money to comfort the sick, help the inflicted, and save lives, or would I honestly rather put on a good musical?”

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Larry's Latest Laughs # 190

A professor says face-reading artificial intelligence will soon be able to detect your politics. It will also prove your elected official is two faced.

A police suspect, in Surf City, North Carolina, attempted to elude police officers by taking to the open ocean. He was rescued while being pursued by a shark. Them lawyers are pretty fast.

New study says slow walkers have a better chance of dying young. Billy Joel was wrong.

A retired postman saved his drowning tortoise's life after performing CPR, for almost an hour. The guy said, “I didn’t want to quit and just kept going. I kept wondering why it was taking so long. Then, I realized he was tortoise.”

I didn't hurt my retinas by looking at the eclipse. However, I did poke myself in the eye when I took off my tin foil hat.

German police are looking for an outlaw gang, who stole 44,000 pounds of Nutella, from a trailer. Officials said they received thousands of requests from people to please find out who it was. They want to join the gang.

A brand new fancy wine bar is being planned at Disney. Can't wait to see all the princesses get together, dance, hang out, and let their hair down.

The Falcons' new stadium has a Chick-fil-A, which won't be open for the games on Sunday. When the Saints play there, the Falcons might as well take off, too.

The sale of Glen Campbell's records have gone up 13,000 percent. The sale of Campbell's autograph has gone up, too. I even heard, the sale of "Campbell's Soup" has gone up.

When Glen Campbell walked through the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him why he had a little skip in his step. He said, "I still have that subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe."

Philadelphia's tax on sugary drinks has made soda more expensive than beer in the city. Beer makers rejoice. Coke drinkers find it soda-scuss-ting

I told the wife I was scared to swim in the pool because of that brain eating amoeba. She said go ahead and swim. You have nothing to worry about.

A brawl forced the temporary lock-down of a San Francisco mall. Officials said it wasn't really a fight. One of the mall walkers tripped and the others kept falling on top of him.

The ‘Bovine Bandits’ were nabbed in Polk Co. Florida after stealing cows, then selling them at auction. Looks like going to jail will be... unavoida-bull.

Larry's Latest Laughs #189

Justin Thomas shot a record 9-under par at the 2017 US Open on Saturday. Yet, when I go up to take a shot, the ducks in the park put on crash helmets.

Forest Bathers, are part of a growing movement that believes immersing oneself in nature has unexpected medical benefits. So what you're telling me, is, "Go, take a hike?"

Unable to pay its bills, Illinois is telling firms to halt road work. The crews will now have to sit on their as-phalt.

A Virginia high school included the picture of a student's service dog in the year book. It was the least they could do for eating the guys homework every day.

Iceland is slowly being torn apart by constant earthquakes...They call the big one... Fruzanbiginfrocken.

Chanel is selling a high-priced boomerang for $1,930 as part of their luxury collection. Finally, money my wife can't throw away.

A blogger is suing the Food Network for stealing her signature recipe. The judge said he will try the case... with a roasted Chateaubriand, with a red-wine, and creamed mushroom sauce.

A group of mummies were found in Lithuania, with some almost completely preserved and life like, as if they were just sitting around, trying to unwind.

The latest ridiculous food trend to hit the internet —pickle juice soda. It tastes a lot like Coke-a-cola Vlasic.

I hear the new iphone-8 will be made of glass. You should see the colorful one my priest ordered.

Thirty-five hundred people will attend the Dutch funeral expo to dig up the latest in death trends. I think I'll join them in the morning.

Bob Marley's grandson has signed a contract to play in the NFL. They'll have to come up with a new penalty, illegal use of the turf.

A new study finds that being skinny is linked to depression. It reminds me of the time I lost all that weight, and I found out I really didn't have a pretty face.

Scientists are now growing eye cells to repair corneas, a major source of vision problems and blindness. I would think they saw that coming.

Larry's Latest Laughs #185

I just booked a flight on United Airlines. They asked if I had a problem with being stuffed in the overhead compartment.

When Chuck Berry passed through the Pearly Gates, the angels didn't hear church bells. They heard ding-a-lings.

Some offices now have sensors that tell your boss when you've left your desk. I'd like to have a sensor that tells me when the boss is standing behind me.

If you were sick when the time changed, lucky you. It was one less hour of feeling miserable.

John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John will play Danny and Sandy for Grease's 40th anniversary. The song "You're the One That I Want," has been changed to, "You're the One That I want ...(To Get My Teeth Out of That Glass.)"

Jimmy, a 13-year-old brown tabby cat in New Jersey went missing about 2 years ago. Last week, after a tearful reunion, Jimmy was asked what it was like to be back with his human family. Jimmy replied, "Eh."

A college in Canada removed the scales from their gym after students complained it could trigger an eating disorder. They replaced it with one that says out loud, "There, there, you'll be okay. You're beautiful in every way."

Another guy tried to jump the fence at the White House. This one, literally, got caught on the fence. Secret Service left him there and hung a "Do Not Disturb" sign on him.

Police in Indianapolis are investigating after a woman assaulted her mother with a cheeseburger at McDonald's. The mother told police, the relationship with her daughter has been a bit McFrosty.

Experts claim thousands of people could live in colonies orbiting the Earth in 20 years. Send the college kids looking for safe space.

Facebook's mysterious hardware group, Building 8, is working on Augmented Reality and mind control. They'll never be as good as my wife.

Larry's Latest Laughs #174

My wife started "aggressive" yoga classes which incorporates cardio, CrossFit and boxing to get fitness results. After she was through she beat the hell out of me with the mat.

There is now a head set that records brain waves and then composes original music to uplift its users. I put mine on and all I kept hearing was the dinner bell.

A Shanghai building now has the fastest elevator in the world. It goes up at 40 MPH. It's so fast, you get to the top floor before the music does.

Wal-mar Stores Inc is jumping into car sales through partnership with dealership groups. The cars will now come with kids crying in the back seat.

Police in India have recovered more than 6,000 freshwater turtles that were to be smuggled to Southeast Asia. One Indian official said, "We could have recovered more but in the beginning it was slow going."

You can know get pain relief with the touch of a button. It's a gadget that zaps you numb. I put it in my seat cushion when my mother-in-law comes to visit.

This could be fake new but I read the Podium is boycotting the inaugural.

On Saturday, the Satanic Temple of Los Angels held their biggest event ever: a massive satanic mass. It was either that or a bunch of lawyers.

So, do you think congress will repeal the bill to repeal the bill they didn't read before they passed it?

Scientists in Massachusetts have now grown a full size beating heart from stem cells. The mayor of San Francisco said, "That's nothing. People around here have been tripping over them for years."

A new study examines nature's trade-offs: Brawn v. Brains and Looks v. Loyalty....Love v. Money? Older people have that one figured out.

A McDonald's at the Vatican. "Would you like a Rosary with that."

Terrebonne Parish officials commemorated the opening of the newly refurbished women's jail with a ribbon cutting ceremony and guided tours. White shrimp boots were the new black.