Scientists say robots will be controlling my life in the very near future. They might want to tell my wife.
A man from England who loved sea salt died of a sodium overdose. Assaulted by sodium, go figure.
Scientists are now saying animals workout just like humans to stay fit. What ticks me off is the turtles hogging the treadmills.
A 23 year old woman in South Carolina bit off the finger of a Walmart clerk because she tried to stop her from shoplifting. When asked about the incident, the clerk said, "I should have taken that job in the second hand store.”