Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Larry's Latest Laughs #171

The World Health Organization wants governments to tax sugary drinks to help people who are obese. It's soda-moralizing.

A new dog book backs up the theory that dogs can tell time with their noses. Duh? They call them watch dogs.

On Facebook my past life analysis says I was born yesterday and ain't got a lick of sense.

Ken Bone, the man in the red sweater who went viral after his question at the presidential debate, has come under fire for comments he supposedly made. Looks like the Ken bones connected to the knee-jerk reaction bone.

I've finally went out on a limb and decided who's side I'm on in the presidential election. I'm on your side.

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Larry's Latest Laughs #170

Shortly after golfer Arnold Palmer's ceremonial spreading of his ashes in his home town, a beautiful rainbow appeared over Latrobe Country Club. In the distance you could hear St. Peter yell, "Fore!"

A New Jersey man was arrested on long Beach Island Beach for wearing a bathing suit made of plastic wrap. Police said, "By the looks of it, he clearly broke the law."

I thought I was running well in the 5K this morning until a woman passed me up pushing a kid in a stroller. The kid must have been "juice-in.'"

Some researchers now claim trees are able to communicate with each other. Scientists doing the study say trees can get angry but their bark is worst then their bite.

A fight broke out on a Florida shuffleboard court when an 81-year-old man allegedly struck another with a shuffleboard cue. The men got angry when one couldn't find where the disc landed and the other couldn't remember why they were looking.

The toy company Hasbro has launched a new life-like robotic dog designed to bring companionship and comfort to aging adults. Officials say it's so real, when you rip one you can blame it on the robot.