Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Larry's Latest Laughs #170

Shortly after golfer Arnold Palmer's ceremonial spreading of his ashes in his home town, a beautiful rainbow appeared over Latrobe Country Club. In the distance you could hear St. Peter yell, "Fore!"

A New Jersey man was arrested on long Beach Island Beach for wearing a bathing suit made of plastic wrap. Police said, "By the looks of it, he clearly broke the law."

I thought I was running well in the 5K this morning until a woman passed me up pushing a kid in a stroller. The kid must have been "juice-in.'"

Some researchers now claim trees are able to communicate with each other. Scientists doing the study say trees can get angry but their bark is worst then their bite.

A fight broke out on a Florida shuffleboard court when an 81-year-old man allegedly struck another with a shuffleboard cue. The men got angry when one couldn't find where the disc landed and the other couldn't remember why they were looking.

The toy company Hasbro has launched a new life-like robotic dog designed to bring companionship and comfort to aging adults. Officials say it's so real, when you rip one you can blame it on the robot.


2 comments:

  1. I'm still laughing! I'm delighted to have been directed to you site by the lovely Jan Hawke. This is my kind of humor. Great way to start my day here in Oz.

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  2. Thank you, very much. You made my day.

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