Sunday, September 18, 2016

Larry's Latest Laughs #169

Scientists claim two dolphins have been recorded having a conversation just like people. They argued over which wine goes best with fish.

The Spice Girls are having a reunion tour but Sporty Spice and Posh Spice are two busy. Add Caitlyn Jenner. Call him Old Spice.

Some researchers now claim trees are able to communicate with each other. Scientists doing the study say trees can get angry but their bark is worst then their bite.

 A fight broke out on a Florida shuffleboard court when an 81-year-old man allegedly struck another with a shuffleboard cue. The men got angry when one couldn't find where the disc landed and the other couldn't remember why they were looking.

Walmart is now working on a self-driving shopping cart. When the wheel starts to wobble it will hobble down the aisle, trailing behind you, making noise.

Now researchers say major earthquakes are caused by the moon? Whose?

Hunters in Iceland found a 1000-year old Viking sword. Scientists claim it's extremely valuable. More so if it was pulled from a stone.

Happy Linguine Day!
If you don't have linguine,
Don't be up-setti.
All it is,
is flat spaghetti....


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