Sunday, January 9, 2022

Larry's Latest Laughs

Well it turns out, a giant study has shown Viagra is linked to almost a 70 percent lower risk of Alzheimer’s. I told my wife. She said, “Well at least if you leave the house without your pants on, the neighbors will be impressed.” 

I just clicked on my Facebook year in review. It was my Guardian Angel shaking his head in dismay.

A scientific team at Harvard has witnessed the first living robots—that can reproduce. One scientist said, "We were all quite fascinated when we noticed the can of WD40 on the night stand next to the bed.

It was so cold this morning I had to turn on the fireplace channel.

Time to go shopping. I put up my Christmas decorations and my grandkids said they were cool, "So turn of the century."