Scientists were stunned when two chimps in the wild were seen using twigs as fishing rods. The recording picked up the female chimp telling the male, "This is the only place you ever take me."
Los Angeles now has a DivorceHotel. You check in married and check out divorced in just two days. Celebrities are pooling together to get a group rate.
Research from the US shows that mice who received human blood plasma from teenagers enjoyed better memory, faster speed, and improved brain function. Well, that, and they could text 500 words a minute.
The New Orleans Zephyrs renamed the baseball team to the "Baby Cakes." Should be interesting when they have to "change the pitcher."
Now that the New Orleans Zephyrs are called the Baby Cakes:
When the batter gets a base on balls, it's a "Cake Walk."
They'll now be calling the Short Stop a "Short Cake."
And, for protection, all players on the team must wear a "Cup-cake."
Last night during the blackout in Houma my wife and I lit candles to make it romantic. The people in Rouses didn’t think it was appropriate.
A guy discovered Vincent van Gogh's sketchbook containing 65 drawings from the artist's 'most important years.' His buddy Claude said he had Monet more.
A Florida man was arrested for domestic battery after striking his live-in boyfriend with a cup of ramen noodles. Police said the victim described the assailant as "Poor and pissy."
I voted for President this morning. Walking out I saw a guy in line holding a rock, paper, and scissors.
Television shows that feature robots will now explore legal marriages to the machines. The first three anniversary gifts will be paper, cotton, then WD40.
A video of a man who wrestled with a giant panda bear after breaking into a zoo enclosure in southern China has gone viral. The guy gave the panda a black eye but no one can tell.
The New York Metropolitan canceled an opera after they thought someone sprinkled cremated ashes in the orchestra pit. Probably one of them de-composers.
Sunday, November 20, 2016
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