She said, “Paw Paw, my panties are too small.”
Being fed a line like that, I had a great answer but I thought to myself that I wasn’t going to say it to a female, even one so young. So, I giggled.
"What are you laughing at, Paw Paw?"
“Nothing,” I said, continuing to smile.
“What are you laughing at?” she asked again.
“Your panties are too small, huh?”
The comedian took over.
I asked her, “What makes you think your panties are too small and your butt is not too big?”
She went into hysterics, laughing, and repeating the punch line, too young to be offended.
The next morning my wife texted me at work to let me know my granddaughter had the leg hole of the panties around her waist.