Experts say to adapt to the cold on Mars you should live in Antarctica...To adapt to the cold in Antarctica you should live with my ex-wife.
Norway is now "paying" Syrian refugees to leave the country. They're putting them on a dingy and telling them it's a Viking River Cruise.
Officials now say the first human head transplant will take place in China. The surgeon doing the surgery is No Kah Ting Wong.
Now a study shows being a vegetarian is bad for the environment. For some that must be one hell of a dilemma .
The doctor to the stars they called "The Father of Botox" has died in Palm Springs. Everyone at the funeral had the same expression.
I just read smart car seats can now tell the driver's physical and mental state. A really good one can detect hemorrhoids.
A comedian has been elected the president of Venezuela. He'll be in his office every Thursday and wants you to try the veal.
I just clicked my Facebook "2015 Year in Review." It said better luck next year.
and finally...
I was in Walmart the night before Black Friday. There were extremely long lines everywhere, in all departments, winding through the store. I waited in one for two hours then found out it was the ladies' bathroom.
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