“Good God almighty” and “For Christ’s sake” are words I remember from my childhood. My Irish/Catholic mother used them quite often to express shock and delirium. So, when she heard the Pope’s butler recently started exposing Vatican secrets she went into Novena mode. She would have done a “Way of the Cross” but she was saving that till she knew what the butler said.
What we know so far.
When you go to kiss the Pope’s ring he can make it squirt water.
When the Pope flys from country to country his hat can be used as a flotation device.
The Pope Mobile has a smoking section.
St. Peter’s Square was originally designed as parallelogram.
The Pope's staff really belonged to Claude.
When the Pope kisses the ground he’s showing reverence to that country and its people, while spitting out the in flight food.
I can hear my mom already.
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I'm speechless, seriously!
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