Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Twinkie Lost Its Twinkle

By: Larry Hyatt

Oh No!
The Ho Ho
Is lost to those who care.
At least you get a Ho Ho
For a fifty in the Court Square.

What now?
What to do?
My cupboard will be bear.
My Twinkie lost its twinkle
And the union doesn’t care.

Fight back I say!
And fight back hard!
It’s not the way to treat us.
But maybe I could lose some weight
And fight my Diabetes.

But screw that,
We love these cakes,
I think I’ll go insane.
And what about the Wonder Bread,
They say I need whole grain.

Oh hell!
I’m confused!
I got to do some chillin’
Americans just won’t be right,
God bless the gooey fillin’.

 

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