Sunday, December 30, 2012
A Few Questions for the New Year
Should the Doomsayers from the Mayan Apocalypse get to celebrate on New Year’s Eve?
Could Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez actually tie the knot in 2013, and will she help him pass Algebra?
Will all the band members of One Direction get a crack at Taylor Swift?
When The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton’s kid is potty trained will it be making a Royal Flush?
What would people think if the producers of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” created a spin off called “Here Comes Momma June’s Chin Chins?”
Might the commercialism of Fifty Shades of Grey make my wife finally put down the whip and get back to basics?
Will the television show Game of Thrones insert even more gratuitous nudity?
When Catching Fire matches Hunger Games will you finally give it a rest?
Would it be rude if New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton did a commercial for Bounty Paper Towels?
Should Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps move to Colorado and just smoke pot legally?
What on earth could Felix Baumgartner, the Stratosphere Jumper, possibly do for a second act?
Can Gangnam Style, once and for all, please fall of the fiscal cliff?
“Why you asking all them questions?”
I’m sorry, just one more.
Was that one too, vague?