Oh hell, my boyfriend wants me
to go to his family’s house for Thanksgiving…My sugar daddy is going to be pissed…I
could say I’m not hungry, but I used that last year…I know, I could say I don’t want to
gain weight… No, he already knows I’m on Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, and Nutrisystem…
Nutrisystem, I like that one...Marie Osmond is much prettier, now...She
really should have won on Dancing with the Stars…Shit, What do I do? I don’t
want to lose my boyfriend. He’s young. He’s hot. He’s really good in bed… I don’t
want to lose my sugar daddy either. He’s umm…umm…umm…he’s, rich….It’s like that
that Chinese phrase…One’s my bling and the other’s my bang…Oh, geez, what am I
to do? Piss off my boyfriend or piss off my sugar daddy?…Either way, someone is
going to be really mad…I know, I'll flip a coin and do heads or tails...One in the afternoon the
other at night...Someone gets head and someone gets tail…I sure have a lot to be
thankful for.
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