It...Happens

My wife and 3 yr old granddaughter were in Wal-Mart.
A woman next to them dropped an item and said, “Oh, sh_t!”

Granddaughter:  Granny, why did that lady say sh_t?

Wife:  Talia, don’t say that. You know you shouldn’t say that.
Granddaughter:  I didn’t say sh_t. That lady said sh_t.
Wife: Talia, I said you’re not supposed to say that.
Granddaughter: I didn’t granny. She said it.

My wife shook her head and rolled her eyes, then asked the kid, “What would you like for dinner?”

I guess you have to pick your battles.