Sunday, January 27, 2013

Women in the Military

Sung to the tune of “American Woman”
By:  The Guess Who

American Woman…
Now in the military,
American Woman...
Now all that she can be.
No more washing or cleaning the floor,
No more men just holding a door,
She won’t stand for any less,
The enemy will learn PMS.

Now Woman…
You'll get more money,
American Woman...
So much more cunning,
She’ll remember everything you do,
Go back home and feed a kid or two,
Bring home the bacon fry it up in a pan,
Then kick the ass of the Taliban.

Yes mothers…
Aunts and daughters,
Can now lead us...
To a slaughter,
She won’t shirk and she won’t choke,
Now she’ll even work the remote.
I’d put money on many kills,
Get the Real Housewives from Beverly Hills.

Doo doo doooooo
doo doo…doo doo doooooooo
Doo doo… dooooo
doo doo… doo doo…doooooo